The Funny and Smart Musings of Florence, Age 4 and...

I can’t appear to put in writing this style of post quickly enough, particularly as Florence by no means stops speaking (which is a GREAT factor)! She was an early and non cease chatterbox, very similar to I used to be as a baby (though I believe I made the household report as I began talking at 6 months outdated) and I’ve furiously tried to maintain a report of the funniest issues she’s uttered since then!

Florence actually is an undeniably hilarious, and sometimes knowingly so, actually, largely, knowingly so, humorous little lady.

I simply love how cheeky, clever and considerate she is, too beneficiant actually, particularly when she tries to drive me to eat once I’m already full! A feeder, Florence is!

Under are a couple of feedback she’s made lately, and as ever, I prefer to doc right here as that is my household archive first, enterprise second, and I do know, as with my older boys, that I’ll mirror on these posts sooner or later as she continues to develop up and shock me together with her observations and musings.

Over to Flo!

BBC Radio 4 is my go-to within the automotive with Traditional FM a detailed second (an amazing hack for these of you wanting to instantly calm and even lull overtired kids to sleep) and upon listening to ‘the Prime Minister’ being talked about Florence perked up and stated, ‘You interviewed the Prime Minister’. She doesn’t know who the Prime Minister is or what it even means to be a PM however she is aware of I interviewed Sir Keir Starmer as a result of she’s heard me talk about it (though not fairly often to be trustworthy so I used to be suprised to listen to her reference it regardless of the very fact it was a profession spotlight). Come to think about it, I’m unsure she even is aware of what interviewing means both however she stated all of it in context and is a intelligent little sausage!

After I requested if she was going again to her personal mattress the opposite evening as she has been sleeping in ours while renovations had been beneath method, she replied, ‘I can’t as a result of the mens have been portray in my room’! ‘The mens’ cracked me up!

Suppose she’s turn into just a little too snug in our Queen dimension mattress to be trustworthy however I’m sick of being kicked within the abdomen, thanks very a lot so a return to her room is imminent!

After I requested Florence the identify of one among her academics at pre-school that I’d forgotten (in my protection, and her’s as she couldn’t bear in mind both, there are numerous members of workers there), she merely stated to me, “Google it” bahahaha!

On passing the Everyman cinema in Harrogate metropolis centre, she jogged my memory that the cinema was hers and never for boys (aka her brothers)! She has turn into more and more aggressive with them for my time and now even protecting over sure areas she likes to go to with simply me! Poor boys!

On rifling via my make up bag which she treats like her artwork field of paints, crayons and colored pencils she cooed, “Ooh I like this purple lipstick, it might be good for Halloween”…Erm!!!

After I returned from London lately, she requested me, “Did you go on TV” as a result of to her London is synonymous with my London journeys. On that occassion, I used to be there for conferences although!

When her trainer commented, ‘Florence is nice at yoga’ (the fortunate geese do yoga at pre faculty) to me the opposite day, Florence denied it was her and stated, ‘She was which means the opposite Florence (there’s one other Florences in her class) She was confused’. She wasn’t however it was sensible (and humble) of her to say so!