This story is an “as informed to” and nameless. The mother on this story is a mom of two, in her 30s, residing within the Southwest.
I at all times hear about individuals complaining that there is no time for sex once they have children, however my concern has at all times been the place are we speculated to have intercourse? My husband and I’ve two boys, aged 3 and eight, and we stay in a two-story home with a basement. It isn’t that we won’t discover the time to have intercourse; it is that we’re by no means certain the place to do it.
Our boys play collectively nicely and we will depart them in a room to observe a film for 20 minutes and know they’re secure, however our home actually has zero privateness. Our bed room is on the primary flooring and our door opens up into the lounge, so going to cover in there and have intercourse would not work — we’re at all times frightened considered one of them will hear us or simply burst in for one thing. Additionally, if I am being sincere, listening to Zootopia blaring from the lounge would not actually get me within the temper.
However after we tried to sneak upstairs, we struggled with that, too. We now have three bedrooms upstairs: one for every of our boys, and one we transformed into their playroom. Not solely wouldn’t it really feel tremendous gross to have intercourse in our children’ playroom, however there’s additionally that worry once more of them bursting in to see what we’re doing.
We’re an excellent lively household and spend lots of time collectively, so after we’re capable of sneak away — because of the children’ iPads or a online game or one thing — we love a quickie in the middle of the day. And we realized our basement is our saving grace.
Now, like 90% of our intercourse occurs within the basement.
For one factor, our children hate happening there. They are saying it is creepy (it is unfinished) and chilly, and for a very long time, in the event that they popped all the way down to see what I used to be doing, they’d notice it was simply laundry after which I might make them carry a load again up. In order that they realized actual fast to keep away from going into the basement.
That is why the basement is our favourite place to have intercourse. It is non-public, now we have some furnishings down there we will use, and it actually feels just a little forbidden and attractive. We jokingly name it the intercourse dungeon, nevertheless it’s simply our unfinished basement. We now have an added bonus of having the ability to hear each step the children take upstairs, so whereas we’re getting frisky, we all know precisely the place the boys are and may inform in the event that they’re coming near the basement door.
I actually have a vibrator I hold down there.
We hold saying we’ll flip it into a pleasant area for us and make it our stress-free space, particularly since our children come out and in of our room on a regular basis, however I sort of prefer it the way in which it’s. One thing a couple of darkish, unfinished basement and understanding it is simply the proper area for us to f*ck is sizzling.
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